A bit o' late November humor--courtesy of Phyllis Moore

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Robert

A bit o' late November humor--courtesy of Phyllis Moore

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The 23rd Psalm for a New Age:


Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.

He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.

He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.



He restoreth my fears.

He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.



Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find

no exit, for Thou art in office.

Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.



Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of Thy religion.

Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.

And my health insurance runneth over.


Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of

Thy term,

And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.
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